Item: Music mogul Russell Simmons wants New York’s governor to pull the plug on milk from cows … Maybe what New York Governor Andrew Coumo really needs to do is tell this hip-hop mogul that milk may be a heck of a lot healthier for kids than some of his vulgar hip-hop noise. I swear, these vegans drive me nuts. Because Simmons, also an animal rights activist, chooses not to eat meat or drink cow’s milk, that obviously means we should all stop eating meat and drinking milk because, well, because he says so. It’s like the politicians telling us how to live and eat; some of the Democrats and Republicans in Congress are fat guys themselves, and they’re lecturing us? As for Simmons, how’s this for genius lyrics — “I embrace y’all with napalm; Blows up, no guts left, chest/face gone; How could Nas be garbage?; Semi-autos at your cartilage”. Huh? Oh yeah, the man definitely has the cred to diss milk. Well, here is my lyrical response to Mr. Hip-Hop Milk Hater —  Yo, bro, Simmons, my man, throwing milk’s fair rep in the…trash can; well, hip-hop this, mister milk-hating eater of broccoli and beans, get outta my face and go back to your place and rap to your plate full of greens … with the rest of your uppity ilk, while I sit in my place, a big grin on my face, dunking Oreos in a mug full of milk…”

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